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| GOODBYE
i'd like to propose a toast...
...i said toast motherfycka!
im sorry my friends but im leaving this site...reason being?
-jaspie sounds too fruity.
-i got little cousins looking at this piece and i dont want that.
-little cousins limit my freedom of speech and visual presentations.
-im not rated PG folks...im mostly rated R at everything i say.
-i just feel like it.
-cuz i can.
im going to miss this xanga...i have history on this...ive left most of
my past entries if youd like to entertain yourself and enter a mind of
illusion...dont look for me...i'll find you...with that being said i leave you with this...
' to the only thing that matters in just a matter of years
as fate would have it, J's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye
when i come back like jordan, wearin the four five '
--encore
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| NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: Garrett Hols
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all. | | |
| VALENTINES DAY
i didnt know angels
come in packages like this
ohhhhhhhhhshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
 <~~mystery valentine.
i have a valentine this year--interesting...hehe its not a BIG
DEAL...but then again its the little things that
count...ohhhhshiiiiiii....WHERE YOU AT MYSTERY GIRL?!
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| THE GOOD
THE BAD
THE UGLY
the bad thing about it, the bitch was bad and bout it
but the pussy smelled bad, so i had to get up out it
so now we got bad blood, her son is a bad blood
but it happens in the hood when you inherit that bad blood
and once it get bad, it be bad for good
THAT'S BAD MEANING BAD NOT BAD MEANING GOOD
but i greet it as good, when you leave with the good
its all good in the hood, got called good cuz im good
now im havin some good nights, livin this good life
got me a good girl that im gon make me a good wife
so im, good to go, and im good where i go
look my man got good aim and that's a good thing to know
and he came home for good, off of good behavior
spittin that good game, so what's good with this paper
and this is for the hoods, the crabs, the junkies
we showin you the good, the bad, the ugly
--consequence
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| MY HEART
how is my angel in the
form of a one year old?
man...let me tell you...when you're having one of those days where
everything is just pissing you off and just messing up your whole
positive vibe...when you're so tired from all the work you put
into...at the end of the day, all that goes away with a single smile
from my little sister...she does that to me a lot...as if she knows i
need her.
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